Adult Pantomimes

Grown-ups only!

Here are the pantomimes in the UK that are that bit naughtier - the ones you can't take the kids to!

Booty Call the Beast

Hedge End Village Hall, St John's Road, Hedge End, Southampton, Hampshire, SO30 4AF
13th Apr 2024 to 18th May 2024

Hedge End Adult Pantos brings you all your favourite characters; Bellenda, Strap On, Le Foo Foo, Lubiere, Cocksgirth, Mrs G Spotts... It's time to Booty Call the Beast!

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Cinderella: and the Two Ugly S!*@s

Whitby Pavilion, West Cliff, Whitby, North Yorkshire YO21 3EN
19th Apr 2024

Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Buttons, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the two ugly stepsisters.

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Cinderella and the Two Ugly S!*@S

The Crescent Theatre, 20 Sheepcote Street Brindleyplace Birmingham B16 8AE
20th Apr 2024

The Prince is known for holding the biggest balls in the land and is hoping that all the gorgeous women will come to see what he has to offer. Starring Liam Mellor.

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Cinderella and the two Ugly S!*@S

Exmouth Pavillion, The Esplanade, Exmouth, Devon, EX8 2AZ
27th Apr 2024

Starring Adult Panto legends the #Liam Mellor as Buttons, the filthy & Fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as The two Ugly S!*@S. So be prepared to laugh your adult socks off with this hilarious take on Cinderella!

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P*ssed Up Panto

Stamford Corn Exchange Theatre, Broad Street, Stamford, PE9 1PX
4th May 2024

Full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?VERY naughty?!

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P*ssed Up Panto ? Jack and the Beanstalk

Grimsby Auditorium, Cromwell Road, Great Grimsby, NE Lincolnshire, Grimsby, DN31 2BH
5th May 2024

The show is packed to the brim full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s sure to be hilarious, cheeky and saucy.

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Cinderella

West Cliff Theatre, Tower Road, Clacton-on-Sea, Essex. CO15 1LE
24th May 2024

The Prince is known for holding the biggest balls in all the land. He is hoping that all the gorgeous women in the Kingdom will come to see what he has to offer.

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Cinderella and The Two Ugly S!*@S

The Tivoli Theatre, 34 - 48 Guild Street, Aberdeen AB11 6NB
15th Jun 2024

The Prince's has the biggest balls in all the land and he is hoping that gorgeous women will come from all over the land to see what he's playing with.

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Behind You

Norman Bragg Studio, Exchange Street, Aylesbury HP20 1UG
13th Dec 2024

The happy, glitzy family image of panto gives way to a far less wholesome world - the dark underbelly of showbiz - a world inhabited by people going nowhere and they know it.

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Sleeping with Beauty

The Sinden Theatre, Homewood School, Ashford Road, Tenterden, Kent, TN30 6LT
9th Jan 2025 to 18th Jan 2025

With the help of her best friend Jizzles and her Fairy Glitterous, can she last the night without getting pricked? (Not that easy for some of us!)

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