Grown-ups only! Here are the pantomimes in the UK that are that bit naughtier - the ones you can't take the kids to!
The Lying Bitch and The Wardrobe
Oran Mor, Top of Byres Road, Glasgow, G12 8QX 26th Nov 2018 to 29th Dec 2018
Empress Evilyin has promised that the people of Escozia will live happily ever after, but no sooner is she elected than the sweet old dear turns into a power crazed despot, banning all manner of pleasures. Age 14+.
The Berry Theatre, Wildern Lane, Hedge End, Southampton, SO30 4EJ 18th Dec 2018 to 19th Dec 2018
Why should kids have all the fun?! Stuff and Nonsense are known for creating superb shows for all the family but adults always tell us that they love the shows and would love to come back without the kids. Well, now you can! For ages 16+.
The Phoenix Theatre & Arts Centre, Station Rd, Bordon GU35 0LR 21st Dec 2018 to 22nd Dec 2018
Over 18's only! The world of panto will be spun on its head in this hilarious, innuendo filled production packed with sauce, smut and shocks. It's cheeky! It's sexy! It's raunchy! It's everything a panto shouldn't be!
Bristol Improv Theatre, 50 St Paul's Rd, Bristol, BS8 1LP 21st Dec 2018 to 29th Dec 2018
Pick Your Own Panto After Dark is an adult only improvised pantomime that gets the whole audience involved. Once the kids are asleep, each evening the cast present an adult only pantomime, and let loose with language, themes and attire.
Wyvern Theatre, Theatre Square, Swindon, Wiltshire, SN1 1QN 26th Jan 2019 Get ready for an evening of slick, fast-moving, farcical fun and bawdy sexual innuendo (did we mention the innuendo?) for adults only.