Adult Pantomimes 2025 - 2026
Grown-ups only!
Here are the pantomimes in the UK that are that bit naughtier - the ones you can't take the kids to!
Jack and His Giant Stalk: Adult Panto
Alton Assembly Rooms, High St, Alton GU34 1BA24th Oct 2025 to 25th Oct 2025
Join Jack, Fairy Flickbean and Pat the Cow for a raucously rude and riotous night out! Expect a giant helping of innuendo, a generous splash of smut, and enough shocks to make your beanstalk tingle.
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Wicked Witches - A Popular Panto for Adults!
Pleasance Theatre, Carpenters Mews, North Road, London, N7 9EF18th Nov 2025 to 28th Dec 2025
Twenty years after that fateful trip over the rainbow, Dorothy is dragged back to the tinsel-strewn Borough of Oz-lington by a surprise snowstorm - and it?s a total hot mess.
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Jack and his Giant Stalk
Back Room of The Star Inn, Quarry Street, Guildford, GU1 3TY20th Nov 2025 to 10th Jan 2026
Embark on an uproarious adventure with Jack and his Giant Stalk, the latest masterpiece from the genius (filthy) minds of the Guildford Fringe team! Brace yourselves for an hour of non-stop hilarity!
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Lover's Actually
The Other Palace Studio, 12 Palace Street, London, SW1E 5JA21st Nov 2025 to 4th Jan 2026
All I want for Christmas is? filthy fun, fabulous festivities, and enough naughty cheer to make Santa blush! This Christmas, we are serving up everything you could actually want ? and then some, with this cheeky musical parody of Love Actually!
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Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story
Charing Cross Theatre, The Arches, Villiers Street, London WC2N 6NL21st Nov 2025 to 11th Jan 2026
Be our guest in the frostbitten Scottish village of Lickmanochers where inexperienced mummy?s boy Bertie becomes the prisoner of an aristocratic brute with lustrous body hair and a castle that's just begging for a makeover.
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Robin Hood - For Grown Ups!
The Capitol, North Street, Horsham, West Sussex, RH12 1RG22nd Nov 2025 to 4th Jan 2026
For Ages 16+, this performance is packed with all the classic pantomime tropes you know and love, but you can expect plenty of ad-libs and mischief throughout!
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Jack and the Beanstalk - Adult Panto
King's Head Theatre, 115 Upper Street, Islington, London, N1 1QN26th Nov 2025 to 3rd Jan 2026
It's North London's most scandalous panto - a perfect excuse to hit the town with your work bestie and celebrate the holidays. Book your official tickets today!
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Snow White and the Magnificent Seven!
The Plowright Theatre, Laneham Street, Scunthorpe DN15 6JP27th Nov 2025 to 28th Nov 2025
Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their biggest challenge yet, their very own adult version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs using a minimum of set props, costume and actors!?
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The Adult Panto: Snow White and the Magnificent Seven!
Royal Hippodrome Theatre, 108-112 Seaside Road, Eastbourne, BN21 3PT29th Nov 2025
Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their biggest challenge yet, their very own adult version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs using a minimum of set props, costume and actors!?
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Sinderella Londons Naughtiest Adults Only Panto !!!!
Scala London, 275 Pentonville Road London1st Dec 2025 to 1st Jan 2026
The team that brought you last years Snow White return for 2025. Join Sinderella , Prince Donkey Dick, The Two Ugly Slappers, Buttons for pantomime fun and frolics !!
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Mother Goose and the Golden Egg Adult Night
Wilde Theatre, South Hill Park, Ringmead, Bracknell, Berkshire, RG12 7PA3rd Dec 2025 to 2nd Jan 2026
The traditional family story about an impoverished woman who hatches a plan to get rich. She befriends a magic goose, becomes wealthy from it?s golden eggs, but ultimately learns that money doesn?t buy happiness. (Selected dates)
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Jack and the Beanstalk - Adults Only!
The Roses Theatre, Sun Street, Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire, GL20 5NX5th Dec 2025 to 2nd Jan 2026
Be prepared for dirty jokes, f-bombs, and outrageous antics that will have you and your friends in stitches.
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Sleeping Beauty Adult Panto
Pontardawe Arts Center, Herbert Street, Pontardawe, Neath, Port Talbot SA8 4ED5th Dec 2025 to 17th Dec 2025
We'll have a sensational story packed full of fun, frivolity, and filth, that will include rib tickling routines, smutty songs, and hilarious one liners. It?s rude and crude and not for the prude
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Jack's Big Stalk - Adult Pantomime
Gorleston Pavillion Theatre, Pier Gardens, Great Yarmouth, Gorleston-On-Sea, NR31 6PP6th Dec 2025 to 21st Dec 2025
Join us for our brand new late-night, adults-only panto packed with filth, flair and full-on festive chaos. This is Jack and the Beanstalk as you've never seen it before ? rude, raucous and absolutely not for kids.
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Jack and the Beanstalk - No Kids Allowed!
Northcott Theatre, Stocker Road, Exeter EX4 4QB9th Dec 2025 to 12th Dec 2025
For these special editions, expect the same brilliant show with more adult humour, more swearing and added naughtiness.
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Rumpel4Skin
Hyde Festival Theatre, Corporation Street, Hyde Cheshire SK14 1AB10th Dec 2025
Adult Pantomime
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The Liar, The B*tch and the Wardrobe
Norwich Theatre Playhouse, 42-58 St George's St, Norwich, Norfolk NR3 1AB10th Dec 2025 to 20th Dec 2025
With no prospects of climbing the property ladder, the imminent return of James Cordon to the UK and the brink of World War Ill on the horizon, two evacuees flee London and escape to the country for a simpler life.
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Peter Pan After Dark (Adult Panto)
The Plowright Theatre, Laneham Street, Scunthorpe DN15 6JP11th Dec 2025 to 12th Dec 2025
Peter Pan: After Dark is a cheeky, adults-only twist on the classic tale, packed with innuendo, risque jokes, outrageous characters, and a hearty dose of panto mischief.
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Jack & His Giant Stalk - Adults Only!
Lochgelly Centre, Bank Street, Lochgelly KY5 9RD12th Dec 2025
From the team behind 'Big Dick Whittington' comes another filthy tale with lots of laughs and innuendos about a boy called Jack & His 'GIANT' Stalk!
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Sleeping Beauty Adult Night
The Pavilion Theatre, East Parade, Rhyl, Denbighshire, LL18 3AQ12th Dec 2025
Adults only version of this year's pantomime.
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The Suggestibles: Impro Pantso
Queen's Hall Arts Centre, Beaumont Street, Hexham, NE46 3LS13th Dec 2025
No Script. No Score. No Kids! Never seen before. Never to be seen again. Just remember to leave the kids at home. This show is only for the naughty big variety.
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Adam Riches AS Sean Bean IN 'The TWELVE BEANS OF CHRISTMAS'
Norwich Theatre Stage Two, Theatre Street, Norwich NR2 1RL13th Dec 2025
Like an undescended testicle en route to its final destination, Christmas is a-coming! And nothing yells Yule louder than Sean Bean in full-on medieval mode, challenging you all to a sackful of seasonal games, hellbent on getting you all giddy.
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Sinderella
Campus West, The Campus, Welwyn Garden City, Hertfordshire AL8 6BX17th Dec 2025 to 3rd Jan 2026
Don't miss your chance to secure the best seats in the royal ballroom for this year's adult pantomime, Sinderella
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Sleeping Beauty
Royal Hippodrome Theatre, 108-112 Seaside Road, Eastbourne, BN21 3PT18th Dec 2025
A great night to bring your friends and be naughty and do all the things at a panto that you normally couldn't do!
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Beauty and the Beast - Grown Ups Only
Medina Theatre, Fairlee Road, Newport, Isle of Wight PO30 2DX27th Dec 2025 to 30th Dec 2025
So come along and be our guest as you join us on a spellbinding pantomime adventure with a BRAND NEW production - featuring stunning scenery, toe-tapping tunes, dazzling dance routines and HILARIOUS comedy - you'd be mad to miss it!
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Cinderella - Adult Panto
Regent Theatre, 3 St Helens Street, Ipswich30th Dec 2025
Adults only version of this year's pantomime.
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Cinderella - The ADULT Pantomime!
The Attic Theatre, Cox's Yard, Stratford-upon-Avon, CV37 6YY31st Dec 2025 to 4th Jan 2026
Adult version of this year's pantomime. Full of naughty humour, singing, dancing and adult audience participation.
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The Adult Panto - Snow White and the Magnificent Seven!
Palace Theatre, Station Road, Westcliff-on-Sea, Essex, SS0 7RA2nd Jan 2026 to 3rd Jan 2026
Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their biggest challenge yet, their very own adult version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs using a minimum of set props, costume and actors!?
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Cinderella Adult Panto
Tyne Theatre & Opera House, 117 Westgate Road, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 4AG2nd Jan 2026 to 4th Jan 2026
Catch your favourite comedy duo, Charlie Richmond and Lewis Denny, as they let loose with their cheekiest, most outrageous performance yet! Expect 18+ banter, very saucy humour, and more than a few explicit references in this adults-only panto
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The New Adventures of Peter Pan - Over 16's Only
Thameside Theatre, Orsett Road, Grays, Essex RM17 5DX3rd Jan 2026 to 4th Jan 2026
This will be a raucous show packed full of pranks, surprises and dares! As well as the cast playing jokes on each other audiences will be able to influence the story and ensure there is mayhem in every scene!
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One-Eyed Willy & the Quest for the Big Chest!
Maddermarket Theatre, Saint John's Alley, Norwich NR2 1DR7th Jan 2026 to 17th Jan 2026
Join the devilishly handsome tsunami of smut, One-Eyed Willy, as he embarks on a perilous journey to discover the legendary Big Chest. This boisterous romp will have you laughing, cheering, and longing for more.
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Adult Pantomime- Jack off the Beanstalk
The Sinden Theatre, Homewood School, Ashford Road, Tenterden, Kent, TN30 6LT8th Jan 2026 to 17th Jan 2026
Kents No.1 outrageous adult panto is back on tour!
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Aladdin & His Magic Ring
Gwyn Hall Theatre , Orchard Street Neath SA11 1DU9th Jan 2026 to 10th Jan 2026
All the glamour, excitement, and high-flying action you expect from Gwyn Hall Panto, but with a sizzling, naughty twist that will leave you in stitches.
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Jack Off The Beanstalk - The Adult Pantomime
The Swan Theatre, The Moors, Worcester WR1 3ED10th Jan 2026
Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with. Expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.
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The Adult Panto - Snow White and the Magnificent Seven!
Wyvern Theatre, Theatre Square, Swindon, Wiltshire, SN1 1QN15th Jan 2026
Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their very own adult version of Jack and the Beanstalk using a minimum of set props and costume?
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Aladdin Adult Panto
The Muni, Albert Road, Colne, Lancashire BB8 0BP16th Jan 2026
This magical pantomime features Great Songs, Dazzling Dance Routines, Stunning Scenery, Beautiful Costumes and Amazing Special Effects ? It will be an unforgettable experience for children and adults alike.
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Jack Off The Beanstalk
Theatre Royal Windsor, Thames Street, Windsor, Berkshire SL4 1PS17th Jan 2026
Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with. Expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.
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One-Eyed Willy and the Quest for the Big Chest!
Beccles Public Hall & Theatre, Smallgate, Beccles, Suffolk NR34 9AD21st Jan 2026 to 24th Jan 2026
Join the devilishly handsome tsunami of smut, One-Eyed Willy, as he embarks on a perilous journey to discover the legendary Big Chest, with a crew of misfits, treacherous seas, and plenty of camp thrills.
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Pure White
Doncaster Little Theatre, 1 King Street, Doncaster, South Yorkshire, DN1 1JD23rd Jan 2026 to 24th Jan 2026
The show is a parody of Snow white and the 7 Dwarfs Including Adult Jokes/Themes for 18+ audiences.
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Snow White & The Magnificent Seven
Princess Theatre, 13 The Green, Hunstanton, Norfolk PE36 5AH24th Jan 2026
Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their biggest challenge yet, their very own adult version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs using a minimum of set props, costume and actors!?
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Jack off the Beanstalk - adult pantomime
The Harlington, 236 Fleet Rd, Fleet, Hampshire GU51 4BY26th Jan 2026
Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you?ve ever dared to see!
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Jack Off The Beanstalk
Blackwood Miners' Institute, High Street, Blackwood, Gwent, NP12 1BB29th Jan 2026
Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you?ve ever dared to see!
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Jack Off the Beanstalk
Lichfield Garrick Theatre, Castle Dyke, Lichfield WS13 6HR30th Jan 2026 to 31st Jan 2026
Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with. Expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.
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Jack Off The Beanstalk ? Grab Your Chopper
Bingley Arts Centre, Main St, Town Centre, Bingley BD16 2LZ1st Feb 2026
Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with.
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Jack Off The Beanstalk - Adult Panto
Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts & Leisure Centre, Lytton Way, Stevenage, SG1 1LZ5th Feb 2026
Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with. Expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.
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Jack off the Beanstalk
The Palace Theatre Paignton, Palace Avenue, Paignton, TQ3 3HF8th Feb 2026
Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with. Expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.
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Cinderella - P*ssed Up Panto
Mitchell Arts Centre, Broad Street, City Centre, Stoke-on-Trent, ST1 4HG13th Feb 2026 to 14th Feb 2026
Starring a whole host of experienced, professional pantomime performers, and one or two professional drinkers, alongside a dazzling ensemble cast, stunning scenery, great music and side-splitting comedy routines.
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Cinderella - P*ssed Up Panto
The Crescent Theatre, 20 Sheepcote Street Brindleyplace Birmingham B16 8AE19th Feb 2026 to 20th Feb 2026
One cast member gets hilariously drunk each night, while the rest scramble to keep the show rolling to a ?happy ending.? Expect cheeky jokes, boozy antics, and plenty of adult fun.
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Jack Off The Beanstalk
Parr Hall, Cultural Quarter, Palmyra Square South, Warrington WA1 1BL21st Feb 2026
Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you?ve ever dared to see!
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The Wizard of Oz - The Adult Pantomime
Stamford Corn Exchange Theatre, Broad Street, Stamford, PE9 1PX27th Feb 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good
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The Adult Panto - Snow White and the Magnificent Seven
Blackburn Empire Theatre, Aqueduct Road, Blackburn28th Feb 2026
Can this fearless company of just three actors hold it all together and pull off their biggest challenge yet ? their very own adult version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
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Jack Off The Beanstalk - Adults Only Pantomime
Gatehouse Theatre, Eastgate Street, Stafford, ST16 2LT28th Feb 2026
Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with. Expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.
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The Wizard of Oz ?Adults Only!
Thameside Theatre, Orsett Road, Grays, Essex RM17 5DX6th Mar 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good.
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Jack Off The Beanstalk - Grab Your Chopper
Rhoda McGaw Theatre, 1-9 Commercial Way, Woking GU21 6GH6th Mar 2026 to 7th Mar 2026
Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you?ve ever dared to see! Warning: this is not your childhood fairy tale?unless your bedtime stories came with a parental advisory!
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The Wizard of Oz - Adults Only
Tamworth Assembly Rooms, Corporation Street Tamworth B79 7DN12th Mar 2026 to 14th Mar 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good.
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P*ssed Up Panto
Tyne Theatre & Opera House, 117 Westgate Road, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 4AG12th Mar 2026
Starring a whole host of experienced, professional pantomime performers, and one or two professional drinkers, alongside a dazzling ensemble cast, stunning scenery, great music and side-splitting comedy routines.
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Wizard of Oz: Adults Only
Phoenix Theatre Blyth, Beaconsfield Street, Blyth, Northumberland NE24 2DS20th Mar 2026 to 21st Mar 2026
Come and follow the gang down the yellow brick road for a fun & filthy night out that will leave you wanting more! So, what are you waiting for?
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Cinderella - P*ssed Up Panto
Regal Theatre, Fore Street, Redruth, Cornwall, TR15 2AZ20th Mar 2026 to 21st Mar 2026
If you've ever wondered what a pantomime cast would get up to if there were no children in the audience?then you?re half way there!
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The Wizard of Oz Adult Panto
Blackfriars Arts Centre, Spain Lane, Boston, PE21 6HP2nd Apr 2026 to 4th Apr 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good
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Rapunzel
Royal Hippodrome Theatre, 108-112 Seaside Road, Eastbourne, BN21 3PT4th Apr 2026
A great night to bring your friends and be naughty and do all the things at a panto that you normally couldn't do!
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Peter Pan - Let's Get High
The Dearne Playhouse, Washington Road, Goldthorpe, S63 9EF24th Apr 2026
We find Peter searching for his mischievous shadow in Wendy Darlings bedroom, not sure why he is in a girls bedroom, but here we are, when Wendy awakes she is not as shocked as you'd expect?..
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The Wizard of Oz - Adult Panto
The Tivoli Theatre, 34 - 48 Guild Street, Aberdeen AB11 6NB30th Apr 2026
Wizard of Oz offers everything that you?ve come to expect from these hilarious adult pantomimes? and more. So come and follow the gang down the yellow brick road for a fun & filthy night out that will leave you wanting more!
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Cinderella - P*ssed Up Panto
Lighthouse Theatre, Thurston Drive, Kettering NN15 6PB30th Apr 2026 to 1st May 2026
Full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?VERY naughty?!
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Peter Pan - Let's Get High
Doncaster Little Theatre, 1 King Street, Doncaster, South Yorkshire, DN1 1JD1st May 2026 to 2nd May 2026
We find Peter searching for his mischievous shadow in Wendy Darlings bedroom, not sure why he is in a girls bedroom, but here we are, when Wendy awakes she is not as shocked as you'd expect?..
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Wizard Of Oz Adult Panto
Exmouth Pavillion, The Esplanade, Exmouth, Devon, EX8 2AZ8th May 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the cracking Liam Mellor as Scarecrow, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton Iles as the Wicked B!tch of the West and for the first time Robert Squire moves to the good side as Glinda the Good.
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The Wizard of Oz Adult Panto
The Swan Theatre, The Moors, Worcester WR1 3ED29th May 2026
An adults only version of the much loved tale!
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The Wizard of Oz - Adults Only!
St. Helen's Theatre Royal, Corporation Street, St.Helen's, Merseyside WA10 1LQ30th May 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good.
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P*ssed Up Panto - Cinderella
The Swan Theatre, The Moors, Worcester WR1 3ED18th Sep 2026
It's full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?VERY naughty?!
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