Adult Pantomimes 2026 - 2027
Grown-ups only!
Here are the pantomimes in the UK that are that bit (or a lot) naughtier - the ones you can't take the kids to!
One-Eyed Willy and the Quest for the Big Chest!
Beccles Public Hall & Theatre, Smallgate, Beccles, Suffolk NR34 9AD21st Jan 2026 to 24th Jan 2026
Join the devilishly handsome tsunami of smut, One-Eyed Willy, as he embarks on a perilous journey to discover the legendary Big Chest, with a crew of misfits, treacherous seas, and plenty of camp thrills.
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Big Dick Whittington - The Adult Panto
Luton Library Theatre, Luton Central Library, St George's Square, Luton LU1 2NG23rd Jan 2026 to 31st Jan 2026
Dick is a dreamer and has his sights set on London; the city paved with gold. With his trusty pussy by his side, he leaves the countryside behind and gets a job at Dame Fitznicely's sex shop.
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Jack Off The Beanstalk
Granville Theatre, Victoria Parade, Ramsgate CT11 8DG23rd Jan 2026 to 24th Jan 2026
Jack's hard on his luck! After playing with more than just his beans, he's got a GIANT problem on his hands (and not the fun kind!)
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Pure White
Doncaster Little Theatre, 1 King Street, Doncaster, South Yorkshire, DN1 1JD23rd Jan 2026 to 24th Jan 2026
The show is a parody of Snow white and the 7 Dwarfs Including Adult Jokes/Themes for 18+ audiences.
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
The Coro Ulverston, County Square, Ulverston, Cumbria23rd Jan 2026
Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet! Starring Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture.
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Snow White & The Magnificent Seven
Princess Theatre, 13 The Green, Hunstanton, Norfolk PE36 5AH24th Jan 2026
Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their biggest challenge yet, their very own adult version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs using a minimum of set props, costume and actors!?
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
Airdrie Town Hall, Stirling Street, Airdrie ML6 0ES24th Jan 2026
Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet! Starring Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture.
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The Wizard of Nottz! (A Drag Parody)
Nottingham Arts Theatre, George Street Nottingham NG1 3BE24th Jan 2026
Join us for the dazzling return of the Nottingham Drag Panto: The Wizard of Nottz! Written, directed and starring some of our finest local drag talents in an even gay-er retelling of The Wizard of Oz.
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
The Tivoli Theatre, 34 - 48 Guild Street, Aberdeen AB11 6NB25th Jan 2026
Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet! Starring Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture.
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Jack off the Beanstalk - adult pantomime
The Harlington, 236 Fleet Rd, Fleet, Hampshire GU51 4BY26th Jan 2026
Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you?ve ever dared to see!
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
Whitehall Theatre, Bellfield Street, Dundee, DD1 5JA27th Jan 2026
Starring Drag Race's Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture. Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet!
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Jack Off The Beanstalk
Blackwood Miners' Institute, High Street, Blackwood, Gwent, NP12 1BB29th Jan 2026
Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you?ve ever dared to see!
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
Middleton Hall, University Of Hull, HU6 7RX29th Jan 2026
Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet! Starring Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture.
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Jack Off the Beanstalk
Lichfield Garrick Theatre, Castle Dyke, Lichfield WS13 6HR30th Jan 2026 to 31st Jan 2026
Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with. Expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
Scarborough Spa, South Bay, Scarborough, YO11 2HD30th Jan 2026
Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet! Starring Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture.
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
The Majestic Theatre, 78-80 Bondgate, Darlington DL3 7JT31st Jan 2026
Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet! Starring Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture.
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Jack Off The Beanstalk ? Grab Your Chopper
Bingley Arts Centre, Main St, Town Centre, Bingley BD16 2LZ1st Feb 2026
Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with.
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
Middlesbrough Town Hall, Albert Road, Middlesbrough TS1 2QJ1st Feb 2026
Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet! Starring Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture.
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Beauty and The Beast - Adult Panto
Funny Girls, 5 Dickson Rd, Blackpool FY1 2AX3rd Feb 2026
Starring Drag Race's Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture. Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet!
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Beauty and The Beast - Adult Panto
St. Georges Hall, Bridge Street, Bradford BD1 1JT4th Feb 2026
Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet! Starring Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture.
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Beauty & The Beast - Adult Panto
The Muni, Albert Road, Colne, Lancashire BB8 0BP5th Feb 2026
Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet! Starring Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture.
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Jack Off The Beanstalk - Adult Panto
Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts & Leisure Centre, Lytton Way, Stevenage, SG1 1LZ5th Feb 2026
Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with. Expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.
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Beauty & The Beast - Adult Panto
The Benn Hall, Newbold Road, Rugby CV21 2LN6th Feb 2026
Starring Drag Race's Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture. Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet!
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Beauty & the Beast - Adult Panto
The Atkinson, Lord Street, Southport PR8 1DB7th Feb 2026
Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet! Starring Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture.
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Jack off the Beanstalk
The Palace Theatre Paignton, Palace Avenue, Paignton, TQ3 3HF8th Feb 2026
Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with. Expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.
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Beauty & the Beast - Adult Panto
Forum Theatre, Compstall Road, Romiley, Stockport, SK6 4EA8th Feb 2026
Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet! Starring Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture.
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Beauty & the Beast - Adult Panto
The Deco Theatre, The Old Savoy, Abington Square, Northampton NN1 4AE10th Feb 2026
Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet! Starring Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture.
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Beauty & The Beast - Adult Panto
The Cresset, Rightwell, Bretton, Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, PE3 8DX11th Feb 2026
Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet! Starring Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture.
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Beauty and The Beast - Adult Panto
Dorking Halls, Reigate Road, Dorking, Surrey RH4 1SG12th Feb 2026
It's a very naughty tale - as old as time - as we bring you the funniest, most fabulous and most fierce Beauty and the Beast yet! Adult panto starring Drag Race stars Paige Three, Icesis Couture, Cheryl and Elle Vosque.
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Jack off the Beanstalk
Exeter Corn Exchange, Market Street, Exeter, EX1 1BW13th Feb 2026
Fly with us to the most adventurous and hilarious of all pantomimes, with all the fun our shows are now famous for! The festive tale is told with merriment and melody- plus a big dollop of slapstick fun and silly sing-alongs!
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Cinderella - P*ssed Up Panto
Mitchell Arts Centre, Broad Street, City Centre, Stoke-on-Trent, ST1 4HG13th Feb 2026 to 14th Feb 2026
Starring a whole host of experienced, professional pantomime performers, and one or two professional drinkers, alongside a dazzling ensemble cast, stunning scenery, great music and side-splitting comedy routines.
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
Broadway Theatre, Catford Road, London SE6 4RU13th Feb 2026
It's a very naughty tale - as old as time - as we bring you the funniest, most fabulous and most fierce Beauty and the Beast yet! Adult panto starring Drag Race stars Paige Three, Icesis Couture, Cheryl and Elle Vosque.
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
Camberley Theatre, Knoll Road, Camberley, Surrey, GU15 3SY14th Feb 2026
It's a very naughty tale - as old as time - as we bring you the funniest, most fabulous and most fierce Beauty and the Beast yet! Adult panto starring Drag Race stars Paige Three, Icesis Couture, Cheryl and Elle Vosque.
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
Montgomery, 27 Surrey Street, Sheffield S1 2LG15th Feb 2026 to 16th Feb 2026
It's a very naughty tale - as old as time - as we bring you the funniest, most fabulous and most fierce Beauty and the Beast yet! Adult panto starring Drag Race stars Paige Three, Icesis Couture, Cheryl and Elle Vosque.
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
Regent Theatre, 3 St Helens Street, Ipswich17th Feb 2026
It's a very naughty tale - as old as time - as we bring you the funniest, most fabulous and most fierce Beauty and the Beast yet! Adult panto starring Drag Race stars Paige Three, Icesis Couture, Cheryl and Elle Vosque.
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P*ssed Up Panto - Cinderella
New Theatre Peterborough, 46 Broadway, Peterborough, PE1 1RS18th Feb 2026
Full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?VERY naughty?!
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Cinderella - P*ssed Up Panto
The Crescent Theatre, 20 Sheepcote Street Brindleyplace Birmingham B16 8AE19th Feb 2026 to 20th Feb 2026
One cast member gets hilariously drunk each night, while the rest scramble to keep the show rolling to a ?happy ending.? Expect cheeky jokes, boozy antics, and plenty of adult fun.
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
The Civic Trowbridge, St Stephen's Place, Trowbridge, Wiltshire BA14 8AH19th Feb 2026
It's a very naughty tale - as old as time - as we bring you the funniest, most fabulous and most fierce Beauty and the Beast yet! Adult panto starring Drag Race stars Paige Three, Icesis Couture, Cheryl and Elle Vosque.
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
Babbacombe Theatre, Babbacombe Downs Rd, Torquay, Devon TQ1 3LU20th Feb 2026
It's a very naughty tale - as old as time - as we bring you the funniest, most fabulous and most fierce Beauty and the Beast yet! Adult panto starring Drag Race stars Paige Three, Icesis Couture, Cheryl and Elle Vosque.
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
The Old Rep, Station Street, Birmingham, B5 4DY21st Feb 2026
Starring Drag Race's Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture. Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet!
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Jack Off The Beanstalk
Parr Hall, Cultural Quarter, Palmyra Square South, Warrington WA1 1BL21st Feb 2026
Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you?ve ever dared to see!
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
Nottingham Arts Theatre, George Street Nottingham NG1 3BE22nd Feb 2026
Starring Drag Race's Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture. Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet!
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
The Spotlight Theatre, High Street, Hoddesdon, Herts EN11 8BE24th Feb 2026
Starring Drag Race's Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture. Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet!
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
The Civic Stourport, New Street, Stourport-on-Severn, Worcestershire, DY13 8AN26th Feb 2026
Starring Drag Race's Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture. Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet!
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P*ssed Up Panto: Cinderella
The Carnegie, Finkle Street, Workington CA14 2BD27th Feb 2026 to 28th Feb 2026
The Ultimate Adult Panto is back for it?s 5th Anniversary Tour ? and this year it?s the turn of Cinderella to get the P*ssed Up Panto? treatment!
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
Bedworth Civic Hall, High St, Bedworth CV12 8NF27th Feb 2026
Starring Drag Race's Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture. Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet!
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The Wizard of Oz - The Adult Pantomime
Stamford Corn Exchange Theatre, Broad Street, Stamford, PE9 1PX27th Feb 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good
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The Adult Panto - Snow White and the Magnificent Seven
Blackburn Empire Theatre, Aqueduct Road, Blackburn28th Feb 2026
Can this fearless company of just three actors hold it all together and pull off their biggest challenge yet ? their very own adult version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
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Jack Off The Beanstalk - Adults Only Pantomime
Gatehouse Theatre, Eastgate Street, Stafford, ST16 2LT28th Feb 2026
Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with. Expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
Montgomery Hall Theatre, Church Street, Wath on Dearne, Rotherham S63 7RD28th Feb 2026
It's a very naughty tale - as old as time - as we bring you the funniest, most fabulous and most fierce Beauty and the Beast yet! Adult panto starring Drag Race stars Paige Three, Icesis Couture, Cheryl and Elle Vosque.
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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto
The Sands Centre Carlisle, The Sands, Carlisle CA1 1FQ1st Mar 2026
Starring Drag Race's Paige Three, Cheryl, Elle Vosque and Icesis Couture. Get ready for a very naughty tale as old as time as we bring you the fiercest, funniest and most fabulous Beauty and the Beast yet!
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The Wizard of Oz ?Adults Only!
Thameside Theatre, Orsett Road, Grays, Essex RM17 5DX6th Mar 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good.
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Jack Off The Beanstalk - Grab Your Chopper
Rhoda McGaw Theatre, 1-9 Commercial Way, Woking GU21 6GH6th Mar 2026 to 7th Mar 2026
Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you?ve ever dared to see! Warning: this is not your childhood fairy tale?unless your bedtime stories came with a parental advisory!
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The Wizard of Oz - Adults Only
Tamworth Assembly Rooms, Corporation Street Tamworth B79 7DN12th Mar 2026 to 14th Mar 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good.
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P*ssed Up Panto
Tyne Theatre & Opera House, 117 Westgate Road, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 4AG12th Mar 2026
Starring a whole host of experienced, professional pantomime performers, and one or two professional drinkers, alongside a dazzling ensemble cast, stunning scenery, great music and side-splitting comedy routines.
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Wizard of Oz: Adults Only
Phoenix Theatre Blyth, Beaconsfield Street, Blyth, Northumberland NE24 2DS20th Mar 2026 to 21st Mar 2026
Come and follow the gang down the yellow brick road for a fun & filthy night out that will leave you wanting more! So, what are you waiting for?
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Cinderella - P*ssed Up Panto
Regal Theatre, Fore Street, Redruth, Cornwall, TR15 2AZ20th Mar 2026 to 21st Mar 2026
If you've ever wondered what a pantomime cast would get up to if there were no children in the audience?then you?re half way there!
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Mother Goose - Adults Only Show
Northwich Memorial Court, Chesterway, Northwich CW9 5QJ22nd Mar 2026
A naughty adult only performance of Mother Goose, this year's Easter Panto!
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The Wizard of Oz - Adults Only
Beck Theatre, Grange Road, Hayes, UB3 2UE27th Mar 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role.
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The Wizard of Oz Adult Panto
Blackfriars Arts Centre, Spain Lane, Boston, PE21 6HP2nd Apr 2026 to 4th Apr 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good
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Rapunzel
Royal Hippodrome Theatre, 108-112 Seaside Road, Eastbourne, BN21 3PT4th Apr 2026
A great night to bring your friends and be naughty and do all the things at a panto that you normally couldn't do!
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Peter Pan - Let's Get High
The Dearne Playhouse, Washington Road, Goldthorpe, S63 9EF24th Apr 2026
We find Peter searching for his mischievous shadow in Wendy Darlings bedroom, not sure why he is in a girls bedroom, but here we are, when Wendy awakes she is not as shocked as you'd expect?..
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The Wizard of Oz - Adult Panto
The Tivoli Theatre, 34 - 48 Guild Street, Aberdeen AB11 6NB30th Apr 2026
Wizard of Oz offers everything that you?ve come to expect from these hilarious adult pantomimes? and more. So come and follow the gang down the yellow brick road for a fun & filthy night out that will leave you wanting more!
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Cinderella - P*ssed Up Panto
Lighthouse Theatre, Thurston Drive, Kettering NN15 6PB30th Apr 2026 to 1st May 2026
Full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?VERY naughty?!
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Peter Pan - Let's Get High
Doncaster Little Theatre, 1 King Street, Doncaster, South Yorkshire, DN1 1JD1st May 2026 to 2nd May 2026
We find Peter searching for his mischievous shadow in Wendy Darlings bedroom, not sure why he is in a girls bedroom, but here we are, when Wendy awakes she is not as shocked as you'd expect?..
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Wizard Of Oz Adult Panto
Exmouth Pavillion, The Esplanade, Exmouth, Devon, EX8 2AZ8th May 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the cracking Liam Mellor as Scarecrow, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton Iles as the Wicked B!tch of the West and for the first time Robert Squire moves to the good side as Glinda the Good.
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The Wizard of Oz Adult Panto
The Swan Theatre, The Moors, Worcester WR1 3ED29th May 2026
An adults only version of the much loved tale!
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The Wizard of Oz - Adults Only!
St. Helen's Theatre Royal, Corporation Street, St.Helen's, Merseyside WA10 1LQ30th May 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good.
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P*ssed Up Panto - Cinderella
The Swan Theatre, The Moors, Worcester WR1 3ED18th Sep 2026
It's full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?VERY naughty?!
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Aladdin ? Adult Nights
Wilde Theatre, South Hill Park, Ringmead, Bracknell, Berkshire, RG12 7PA2nd Dec 2026 to 2nd Jan 2027
Your Christmas wish is granted. Our award-winning pantomime returns in 2026 with Aladdin. (Selected dates)
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Jack and the Beanstalk - Naughty Adults Show
Ellesmere Port Civic Hall, 4 Civic Way, Ellesmere Port CH65 0BE12th Dec 2026 to 24th Dec 2026
A naughty adult version of this seasonal panto, with the much loved tale of Jack and the Beanstalk.
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Snow White - Naughty Adults Show
Northwich Memorial Court, Chesterway, Northwich CW9 5QJ19th Dec 2026 to 29th Dec 2026
A naughty adult version of this seasonal panto, with the favourite tale of Snow White.
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Jack and The Beanstalk- Adult Performance
Telford International Centre, International Way, Telford, Shropshire TF3 4JH27th Dec 2026
Giant Pantomime Adventure for Christmas 2026. Grown ups only.
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