Adult Pantomimes

Grown-ups only!

Here are the pantomimes in the UK that are that bit naughtier - the ones you can't take the kids to!

Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick

Charing Cross Theatre, The Arches, Villiers Street, London WC2N 6NL
23rd Nov 2023 to 14th Jan 2024

Cheeky, provocative, silly and rude - Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick! is the ultimate festive fancy. With incredible wit, sensational numbers and vibrant sets - it is the perfect adult panto to sink your teeth into.

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A Very Very Bad Cinderella

The Other Palace Studio, 12 Palace Street, London, SW1E 5JA
1st Dec 2023 to 7th Jan 2024

This Cinderella adaptation's crude humour and wit make for a night of mischievous merriment that you won't want to miss. We all love a good fairytale in the winter, and this is one that would certainly make Santa's naughty list!

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Dirty Dick

Gorleston Pavillion Theatre, Pier Gardens, Great Yarmouth, Gorleston-On-Sea, NR31 6PP
8th Dec 2023 to 23rd Dec 2023

The original ADULT PANTOMIME returns for their 9th year bringing you the STRICTLY ADULT 18+ PANTOMIME.

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Jack And His Giant Bigstalk!!!!

The Prince Of Wales, 150 Drury Lane, London WC2B 5TD
8th Dec 2023 to 22nd Jan 2024

London's naughtiest Adults Only Pantomime Return returns for 2023 and this time it's BIGGER, BOLDER AND RUDER!!!

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The Emperor's New Clothes

The Master Shipwright's House, Watergate Street, Deptford, SE8 3JF
13th Dec 2023 to 16th Dec 2023

New Panto! New Songs! New Nudes! Welcome to France, 1789. The smell of revolution is in the air! As is an awful lot of hairspray, fake tan and whisperings that the Emperor might, just might, have some rather revealing new clothes?.

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The Suggestibles: Impro Pantso

Queen's Hall Arts Centre, Beaumont Street, Hexham, NE46 3LS
14th Dec 2023

No Script. No Score. No Kids! Never seen before. Never to be seen again. Just remember to leave the kids at home. This show is only for the naughty big variety.

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Sleeping Beauty

Harold Pinter Theatre, Panton St, London SW1Y 4DN
27th Dec 2023 to 30th Dec 2023

TuckShop are BACK for their THIRD West End season of their hilarious all-drag panto! Go to a magical land to re-tell the classic Sleeping Beauty in their own, mischievous, OUTRAGEOUS way.

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Sinderella

The Maddermarket Theatre, Saint John's Alley, Norwich NR2 1DR
3rd Jan 2024 to 13th Jan 2024

The famous rags-to-riches story will be brought magically to life in this strictly adults only production for two weeks this January, bringing a whole new meaning to he's behind you!

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Rubbin' Good - Adult Panto

St. George's Theatre, King's Street, Great Yarmouth, Norfolk NR30 2PG
5th Jan 2024 to 8th Jan 2024

Panto as you never have seen it before?rude, lewd and crude! Full of magic, bad language, adult humour, and audience participation throughout. Guaranteed to be one of the funniest nights you?ll have all year!

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YeeHaw!

The Acorn Theatre, Queen Street, Worksop, Nottinghamshire, S80 2AN
5th Jan 2024 to 6th Jan 2024

Back with their 7th annual adults only pantomime, it?s time to saddle up and ride ?em cowgirl because Far Out Theatre are back in town!

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Beauty and the Big Beast - The Adult Panto

Stamford Corn Exchange Theatre, Broad Street, Stamford, PE9 1PX
13th Jan 2024

Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their very own adult version of Beauty and the Beast using a minimum of set props and costume?

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Beauty & The Big Beast

William Aston Hall, Glyndwr University, Mold Road, Wrexham LL11 2AW
14th Jan 2024

Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and present their very own adult version of Beauty and the Beast using a minimum of set props and costume?

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The Adult Panto: Beauty And The Big Beast!

Wycombe Swan, St Mary Street, High Wycombe, Bucks, HP11 2XE
26th Jan 2024

Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their very own adult version of Beauty and the Beast using a minimum of set props and costume?

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Jack & The Beanstalk P*ssed up Panto

Mitchell Arts Centre, Broad Street, City Centre, Stoke-on-Trent, ST1 4HG
2nd Feb 2024

Starring a whole host of experienced, professional pantomime performers, and one or two professional drinkers, alongside a dazzling ensemble cast, stunning scenery, great music and side-splitting comedy routines.

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Jack and the Beanstalk - P*ssed Up Panto

The Crescent Theatre, 20 Sheepcote Street Brindleyplace Birmingham B16 8AE
16th Feb 2024 to 17th Feb 2024

Along with all the usual adult panto fun, the audience vote each night for the one performer who must complete savage drinking challenges throughout the show.

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Snow White: Rotten to the core

Seaton Delaval Arts Centre, Avenue Road, Seaton Delaval, Northumberland NE25 0DY
23rd Feb 2024 to 3rd Mar 2024

Wicked Queen Labia is hell bent on once more becoming the fairest in the land but Snow White has finally come of age. One bite of her rotten Cox apple and the Princess will perish!

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Alice In Wonderland

The Tivoli Theatre, 34 - 48 Guild Street, Aberdeen AB11 6NB
1st Mar 2024

Get ready meet an abundance of wacky and wonderful characters as you've never seen them before in a naughty tale full of camp and filthy fun! Featuring beautiful scenery, sparkling costumes and all the usual jokes, comedy and camp songs you?d expect!

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Cinderella & The Two Ugly S!*@s

Stamford Corn Exchange Theatre, Broad Street, Stamford, PE9 1PX
28th Mar 2024

Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Buttons, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the two Ugly S!*@S.

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Cinderella and the two Ugly S!*@S

Tamworth Assembly Rooms, Corporation Street Tamworth B79 7DN
12th Apr 2024 to 13th Apr 2024

Starring The Adult Pantomime legends, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Buttons, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the Two Ugly S!*@S.

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Cinderella and the Two Ugly S!*@S

The Crescent Theatre, 20 Sheepcote Street Brindleyplace Birmingham B16 8AE
20th Apr 2024

The Prince is known for holding the biggest balls in the land and is hoping that all the gorgeous women will come to see what he has to offer. Starring Liam Mellor.

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Cinderella and the two Ugly S!*@S

Exmouth Pavillion, The Esplanade, Exmouth, Devon, EX8 2AZ
27th Apr 2024

Starring Adult Panto legends the #Liam Mellor as Buttons, the filthy & Fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as The two Ugly S!*@S. So be prepared to laugh your adult socks off with this hilarious take on Cinderella!

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P*ssed Up Panto

Stamford Corn Exchange Theatre, Broad Street, Stamford, PE9 1PX
4th May 2024

Full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?VERY naughty?!

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Cinderella and The Two Ugly S!*@S

The Tivoli Theatre, 34 - 48 Guild Street, Aberdeen AB11 6NB
15th Jun 2024

The Prince's has the biggest balls in all the land and he is hoping that gorgeous women will come from all over the land to see what he's playing with.

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