Adult Pantomimes 2026 - 2027
Grown-ups only!
Here are the pantomimes in the UK that are that bit (or a lot) naughtier - the ones you can't take the kids to!
The Wizard of Oz - Adults Only!
The Brindley, High Street, Runcorn WA7 1BG12th Apr 2026 to 12th Jun 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good and the #cracking Liam Mellor as Scarecrow.
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The Wizard of Oz - Adults Only!
Queens Theatre, 100 Boutport Street, Barnstaple, EX31 1SY13th Jun 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good and the #cracking Liam Mellor as Scarecrow.
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P*ssed Up Panto: Cinderella
Lichfield Garrick Theatre, Castle Dyke, Lichfield WS13 6HR18th Jun 2026 to 19th Jun 2026
It's full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that's hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty - okay - VERY naughty!
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The Wizard of Oz - Adults Only!
Playhouse Whitley Bay, Marine Avenue, Whitley Bay, Tyne And Wear NE26 1LZ19th Jun 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good and the #cracking Liam Mellor as Scarecrow.
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The Wizard of Oz - Adults Only!
Darlington Hippodrome, Parkgate, Darlington DL1 1RR20th Jun 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good and the #cracking Liam Mellor as Scarecrow.
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The Wizard of Oz - Adults Only!
The Key Theatre, Embankment Road, Peterborough26th Jun 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good and the #cracking Liam Mellor as Scarecrow.
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Big Bad Riding Hood
Oran Mor, Byres Road, Glasgow, G12 8QX1st Jul 2026 to 19th Jul 2026
It's been another long, wet summer in Panto Land, it?s enough to make you right bloody miserable, so it is! But, on the edge of Woodlands Road, Gran?s not letting that get her down.
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The Wizard of Oz - Adults Only!
Brierley Hill Civic, 7 Albion Street, Brierley Hill DY5 3EE2nd Jul 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good and the #cracking Liam Mellor as Scarecrow.
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The Wizard Of Oz Adults Only!
Epstein Theatre, Hanover House, 85 Hanover Street, Liverpool, L1 3DZ3rd Jul 2026
Follow Dorothy and her outrages friends down the yellow brick road in this hilarious, filthy adult pantomime. Packed with comedy, chaos and camp fun. Strictly for ages 16+
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The Wizard of Oz - Adults Only!
Yeadon Town Hall Theatre, High Street, Leeds LS19 7PP4th Jul 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role of Dorothy, and for the first time ever Robert Squire moves to the good side as Grindr the Good and the #cracking Liam Mellor as Scarecrow.
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P*ssed Up Panto - Cinderella
The Regent, 51 High St, Christchurch BH23 1AS11th Sep 2026
Packed to the brim full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs, and audience participation, creating a performance that?s sure to be hilarious, cheeky, saucy, and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?very naughty?!
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Dream On, Darling! Adult Panto
Caerphilly Workmen's Hall, 20 Castle St, Caerphilly CF83 1NY12th Sep 2026
An original adult pantomime bursting with energy, laughter, and a cheeky twist. Featuring a cast of familiar Welsh faces, this production blends classic panto traditions with sharp adult humour.
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P*ssed Up Panto - Cinderella
The Swan Theatre, The Moors, Worcester WR1 3ED18th Sep 2026
It's full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?VERY naughty?!
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Tinderella Adult Panto
Brentwood Theatre, 15 Shenfield Road Brentwood Essex CM15 8AG24th Sep 2026 to 26th Sep 2026
This isn't your childhood Cinderella - it's a full-on, over-18 romp through the wild world of dating apps, ghosting, dodgy DMs, and not forgetting your most loved cast who are returning for another year of fun!
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P*ssed Up Panto? - Cinderella
Brierley Hill Civic, 7 Albion Street, Brierley Hill DY5 3EE25th Sep 2026
Imagine what a pantomime cast might get up to if there were no children in the audience? then add a nail-biting audience vote to decide which unlucky cast member must complete a savage drinking challenge throughout the show.
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Rubbin' Wood: Adult Panto
Forest Community Centre, Pinehill Rd, Bordon, GU35 0BS9th Oct 2026
Join our well-endowed outlaw and his band of merry misfits as they take on the sordid Sheriff in a thigh-slapping romp stuffed with saucy songs, camp costumes, and grotesque gags that?ll leave you hot under the codpiece.
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Rubbin' Wood: Adult Panto
Central Studio, Cliddesden Road, Basingstoke, RG21 3HF23rd Oct 2026 to 24th Oct 2026
Join our well-endowed outlaw and his band of merry misfits as they take on the sordid Sheriff in a thigh-slapping romp stuffed with saucy songs, camp costumes, and grotesque gags that?ll leave you hot under the codpiece.
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Rubbin' Wood: Adult Panto
Alton Assembly Rooms, High St, Alton GU34 1BA30th Oct 2026
Join our well-endowed outlaw and his band of merry misfits as they take on the sordid Sheriff in a thigh-slapping romp stuffed with saucy songs, camp costumes, and grotesque gags that?ll leave you hot under the codpiece.
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Aladdin ? Adult Nights
Wilde Theatre, South Hill Park, Ringmead, Bracknell, Berkshire, RG12 7PA2nd Dec 2026 to 2nd Jan 2027
Your Christmas wish is granted. Our award-winning pantomime returns in 2026 with Aladdin. (Selected dates)
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Sleeping Beauty ? No Kids Allowed
Northcott Theatre, Stocker Road, Exeter EX4 4QB8th Dec 2026 to 2nd Jan 2027
For these four special editions, expect the same brilliant show with more adult humour, more swearing and added naughtiness.
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The Little Mermaid After Dark 18+
OSO Arts Centre, Old Sorting Office, 49 Station Road, Barnes, London SW13 0LF10th Dec 2026 to 19th Dec 2026
Same panto. Dirtier jokes. A sellout every year, so make sure to book early. Strictly adults only.
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Sleeping Beauty's Big Prick
Lochgelly Centre, Bank Street, Lochgelly KY5 9RD11th Dec 2026
This isn't your granny's fairy tale - with a generous helping of saucy laughs, scandalous innuendo, and adult-only antics.
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Jack and the Beanstalk - Naughty Adults Show
Ellesmere Port Civic Hall, 4 Civic Way, Ellesmere Port CH65 0BE12th Dec 2026 to 24th Dec 2026
A naughty adult version of this seasonal panto, with the much loved tale of Jack and the Beanstalk.
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Beauty and the Beast - Adults Only!
Salisbury Playhouse, Malthouse Lane, Salisbury, Wiltshire, SP2 7RA17th Dec 2026 to 8th Jan 2027
Can the Beast escape his curse? And will love bloom before the final petal falls from the enchanted rose? Find out in this spellbinding musical extravaganza!
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Snow White - Naughty Adults Show
Northwich Memorial Court, Chesterway, Northwich CW9 5QJ19th Dec 2026 to 29th Dec 2026
A naughty adult version of this seasonal panto, with the favourite tale of Snow White.
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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Grown Ups Only
Medina Theatre, Fairlee Road, Newport, Isle of Wight PO30 2DX27th Dec 2026 to 30th Dec 2026
Adults only performances of this year's pantomime.
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Jack and The Beanstalk- Adult Performance
Telford International Centre, International Way, Telford, Shropshire TF3 4JH27th Dec 2026
Giant Pantomime Adventure for Christmas 2026. Grown ups only.
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Aladdin Adult Panto
Tyne Theatre & Opera House, 117 Westgate Road, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 4AG30th Dec 2026 to 3rd Jan 2027
Catch your favourite comedy duo, Charlie Richmond and Lewis Denny, as they let loose with their cheekiest, most outrageous performance yet! Expect 18+ banter, very saucy humour, and more than a few explicit references in this adults-only panto.
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Sleeping Beauty - Adult Panto
The Sands Centre Carlisle, The Sands, Carlisle CA1 1FQ2nd Jan 2027
Packed with saucy songs, wickedly suggestive dance numbers and costumes so fabulous they should come with a warning label. Expect double entendres sharper than a spinning wheel, innuendo thicker than the palace walls!
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The Adult Panto: Puss & Dick
Palace Theatre, Station Road, Westcliff-on-Sea, Essex, SS0 7RA8th Jan 2027 to 9th Jan 2027
The fearless company of just 3 actors are here with an hilarious and extremely naughty take on the traditional tale of Dick Whittington, using a minimum of set props, costume and actors!
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Tinderella - Adult Pantomime
The Swan Theatre, The Moors, Worcester WR1 3ED15th Jan 2027
Get ready for the funniest, cheekiest, most wickedly fabulous ADULT PANTOMIME you?ve always wished to see. Release your inner child, and then leave them at home because this show is not for kids!
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Snow White Adult Panto
The Barrington Theatre, The Barrington Centre, Penny's Walk, Ferndown, Dorset, BH22 9TH15th Jan 2027 to 23rd Jan 2027
Mirror, mirror on the wall, which is the naughtiest panto of them all? Expect a fairy tale that?s been well and truly corrupted - packed with innuendo, audience participation, ridiculous songs and shameless smut!
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Snow White And The Seven Inches
Granville Theatre, Victoria Parade, Ramsgate CT11 8DG22nd Jan 2027 to 23rd Jan 2027
After gagging on Queen Labia's forbidden fruit, Snow White finds herself surrounded by wood, praying for The Seven Inches that will truly save the day.
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Tinderella
The Spotlight Theatre, High Street, Hoddesdon, Herts EN11 8BE24th Jan 2027
Get ready for the funniest, cheekiest, most wickedly fabulous ADULT PANTOMIME you?ve always wished to see. Release your inner child, and then leave them at home because this show is not for kids!
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The Adult Panto: Puss & Dick!
Brierley Hill Civic, 7 Albion Street, Brierley Hill DY5 3EE27th Jan 2027
The fearless company of just 3 actors are here with a hilarious and extremely naughty take on the traditional tale of Dick Whittington, using a minimum of set, props, costume and actors!
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Snow White and the Seven Inches - Adult Panto 18+
The Woodville, Woodville Place, Gravesend, Kent DA12 1DD30th Jan 2027
After gagging on Queen Labia's forbidden fruit, Snow White finds herself on her knees surrounded by wood, praying for The Seven Inches that will truly save the day.
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The Unspoken Adventures of Peter Pan
Thameside Theatre, Orsett Road, Grays, Essex RM17 5DX6th Mar 2027
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles.
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The Unspoken Adventures of Peter Pan - Adults Only!
Beck Theatre, Grange Road, Hayes, UB3 2UE1st Apr 2027
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the kids at home and fly off to this FUN and FILTHY panto for all you BIGGER boys and girls. HOOK your tickets NOW!
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The Unspoken Adventures of Peter Pan - Adults only!
Exmouth Pavillion, The Esplanade, Exmouth, Devon, EX8 2AZ3rd Apr 2027
The filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton Iles returns as Tinker Bell End, serving his trademark smut and sparkle. In a first for Adult Panto (brace yourselves), you'll see him as a man, as Robert Squire steps into the boots of the devious Captain Hook.
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