Adult Pantomimes 2025 - 2026
Grown-ups only!
Here are the pantomimes in the UK that are that bit naughtier - the ones you can't take the kids to!
Dick Whittington - Adults Only!
Watersmeet Theatre, High Street, Rickmansworth, Herts WD3 1EH18th Apr 2025
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Idle Jack, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles as Fanny Fitztightly and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the evil Queen Rat.
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P!ssed Up Panto - Sleeping Beauty
Medina Theatre, Fairlee Road, Newport, Isle of Wight PO30 2DX19th Apr 2025
Will Aladdin's cave of wonders open wide enough to see the jewels within? Just how many rubs does it take for the lamp to explode? Will anyone be able to come up with a funnier name for Widow Twankey?!
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Alice in Wonderland
Royal Hippodrome Theatre, 108-112 Seaside Road, Eastbourne, BN21 3PT19th Apr 2025
A great night to bring your friends and be naughty and do all the things at a panto that you normally couldn't do!
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Sleeping Beauty - P*ssed Up Panto
The Crescent Theatre, 20 Sheepcote Street Brindleyplace Birmingham B16 8AE23rd Apr 2025 to 24th Apr 2025
Along with all the usual adult panto fun, the audience vote each night for the one performer who must complete savage drinking challenges throughout the show.
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Most Definitely Not Disney's Aladdin
The Dearne Playhouse, Washington Road, Goldthorpe, S63 9EF25th Apr 2025
Aladdin, his brother Widdles, and their mother Dame Wishee Wanky do their best to stop the evil plot and along the way Aladdin vows to win the hand of Princess Jasmine.
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Jack Off His Beanstalk
Hedge End Village Hall, St John's Road, Hedge End, Southampton, Hampshire, SO30 4AF25th Apr 2025 to 3rd May 2025
It's not just a pail of water making Jill wet. A new production from the people behind Booty Call The Beast. Fee Fi Fo Cum?ing soon.
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Most Definitely Not Disney's Aladdin!
Doncaster Little Theatre, 1 King Street, Doncaster, South Yorkshire, DN1 1JD2nd May 2025 to 3rd May 2025
Aladdin, his brother Widdles, and their mother Dame Wishee Wanky do their best to stop the evil plot and along the way Aladdin vows to win the hand of Princess Jasmine.
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Sleeping Beauty P*ssed Up Panto
Regal Theatre, Fore Street, Redruth, Cornwall, TR15 2AZ9th May 2025
Get ready for the uproarious return of the Ultimate Adult Panto, as Sleeping Beauty gets the riotous P*ssed Up Panto? treatment in 2025!
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Sleeping Beauty - P*ssed Up Panto
Stag Theatre, London Road, Sevenoaks, Kent, TN13 1ZZ16th May 2025
It's full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that's hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty...okay...VERY naughty...!
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Throbbin' Wood!
Yeadon Town Hall Theatre, High Street, Leeds LS19 7PP22nd May 2025 to 25th May 2025
The fine folk of Got-wood Forest are terrorised by taxes imposed by the wicked Sheriff of Frottingham who'll stop at nothing to seize the throne of England and do the dirty with Maid Marian.
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Sleeping Beauty - P*ssed Up Panto
Grimsby Auditorium, Cromwell Road, Great Grimsby, NE Lincolnshire, Grimsby, DN31 2BH23rd May 2025
It's full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?VERY naughty?!
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Dick Whittington - Adults Only!
Beck Theatre, Grange Road, Hayes, UB3 2UE29th May 2025
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Idle Jack, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles as Fanny Fitztightly and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the evil Queen Rat.
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Big Dick Whittington
The Crescent Theatre, 20 Sheepcote Street Brindleyplace Birmingham B16 8AE30th May 2025
Performance of our 2025 adult pantomime after this years production of Big Dick Whittington.
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BIG Dick Whittington
The Pavilion Theatre, East Parade, Rhyl, Denbighshire, LL18 3AQ31st May 2025
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Idle Jack, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles as Fanny Fitztightly and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the evil Queen Rat.
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Big Dick Whittington
Playhouse Whitley Bay, Marine Avenue, Whitley Bay, Tyne And Wear NE26 1LZ20th Jun 2025
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Idle Jack, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles as Fanny Fitztightly and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the evil Queen Rat.
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Big Dick Whittington
Whitby Pavilion, West Cliff, Whitby, North Yorkshire YO21 3EN21st Jun 2025
This adult-only panto is guaranteed to have you laughing in your seats as the characters face outrageous challenges and seductive encounters.
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Dick Whittington ? Adults Only!
The Tivoli Theatre, 34 - 48 Guild Street, Aberdeen AB11 6NB6th Jul 2025
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Idle Jack, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles as Fanny Fitztightly and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the evil
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Sleeping Beauty - P*ssed Up Panto
Dorking Halls, Reigate Road, Dorking, Surrey RH4 1SG12th Sep 2025
It's full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?VERY naughty?!
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Jack and his Giant Stalk
Back Room of The Star Inn, Quarry Street, Guildford, GU1 3TY20th Nov 2025 to 10th Jan 2026
Embark on an uproarious adventure with Jack and his Giant Stalk, the latest masterpiece from the genius (filthy) minds of the Guildford Fringe team! Brace yourselves for an hour of non-stop hilarity!
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Robin Hood ? For Grown Ups!
The Capitol, North Street, Horsham, West Sussex, RH12 1RG22nd Nov 2025 to 4th Jan 2026
For Ages 16+, this performance is packed with all the classic pantomime tropes you know and love, but you can expect plenty of ad-libs and mischief throughout!
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Jack and the Beanstalk - Adult Panto
King's Head Theatre, 115 Upper Street, Islington, London, N1 1QN26th Nov 2025 to 3rd Jan 2026
It's North London's most scandalous panto - a perfect excuse to hit the town with your work bestie and celebrate the holidays. Book your official tickets today!
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Sleeping Beauty Adult Panto
Pontardawe Arts Center, Herbert Street, Pontardawe, Neath, Port Talbot SA8 4ED5th Dec 2025 to 17th Dec 2025
We'll have a sensational story packed full of fun, frivolity, and filth, that will include rib tickling routines, smutty songs, and hilarious one liners. It?s rude and crude and not for the prude
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Sinderella
Campus West, The Campus, Welwyn Garden City, Hertfordshire AL8 6BX17th Dec 2025 to 3rd Jan 2026
Don't miss your chance to secure the best seats in the royal ballroom for this year's adult pantomime, Sinderella
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Adult Pantomime- Jack off the Beanstalk
The Sinden Theatre, Homewood School, Ashford Road, Tenterden, Kent, TN30 6LT8th Jan 2026 to 17th Jan 2026
Kents No.1 outrageous adult panto is back on tour!
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Aladdin & His Magic Ring
Gwyn Hall Theatre , Orchard Street Neath SA11 1DU9th Jan 2026 to 10th Jan 2026
All the glamour, excitement, and high-flying action you expect from Gwyn Hall Panto, but with a sizzling, naughty twist that will leave you in stitches.
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Jack Off The Beanstalk
Blackwood Miners' Institute, High Street, Blackwood, Gwent, NP12 1BB29th Jan 2026
Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you?ve ever dared to see!
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Jack Off The Beanstalk - Grab Your Chopper
Rhoda McGaw Theatre, 1-9 Commercial Way, Woking GU21 6GH6th Mar 2026 to 7th Mar 2026
Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you?ve ever dared to see! Warning: this is not your childhood fairy tale?unless your bedtime stories came with a parental advisory!
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Wizard of Oz Adult Panto
Exmouth Pavillion, The Esplanade, Exmouth, Devon, EX8 2AZ8th May 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the cracking Liam Mellor as Scarecrow, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton Iles as the Wicked B!tch of the West and for the first time Robert Squire moves to the good side as Glinda the Good.
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