Adult Pantomimes 2025 - 2026
Grown-ups only!
Here are the pantomimes in the UK that are that bit naughtier - the ones you can't take the kids to!
Jack Off The Beanstalk
Beccles Public Hall & Theatre, Smallgate, Beccles, Suffolk NR34 9AD22nd Jan 2025 to 25th Jan 2025
The Trotts are in town and Jack is preparing to mount the huge stalk (not for the first time!) to do what it takes to save his village from being crushed by the giant!
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P*ssed Up Panto - Sleeping Beauty
The Regent, 51 High St, Christchurch BH23 1AS24th Jan 2025 to 26th Jan 2025
Packed to the brim full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs, and audience participation, creating a performance that?s sure to be hilarious, cheeky, saucy, and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?very naughty?!
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Jack and His Giant Stalk
Lyceum Theatre, Heath Street, Crewe CW1 2DA25th Jan 2025
Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their very own adult version of Jack and the Beanstalk using a minimum of set props and costume?
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The Wizard of Oz - Adult Panto
Grimsby Auditorium, Cromwell Road, Great Grimsby, NE Lincolnshire, Grimsby, DN31 2BH25th Jan 2025
Starring Marina Summers (Drag Race UK vs The World Finalist and Drag Race Philippines) as Glinda, Divina De Campo (Drag Race UK Season 1 and Adult Panto Favourite) as The Wizard and A'Whora (Drag Race UK Season 2) as the Wicked Witch of the West.
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The Wizard of Oz - Adult Panto
The Majestic Theatre, 78-80 Bondgate, Darlington DL3 7JT26th Jan 2025
Starring MARINA SUMMERS (Drag Race UK vs The World Finalist and Drag Race Phillipines) as GLINDA, DIVINA DE CAMPO (Drag Race UK Season 1 and Adult Panto Favourite) as THE WIZARD and A'WHORA (Drag Race UK Season 2) as THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST
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Adult Panto: The Wizard Of Oz
Airdrie Town Hall, Stirling Street, Airdrie ML6 0ES30th Jan 2025
Starring MARINA SUMMERS (Drag Race UK vs The World Finalist and Drag Race Phillipines) as GLINDA, DIVINA DE CAMPO (Drag Race UK Season 1 and Adult Panto Favourite) as THE WIZARD and A'WHORA (Drag Race UK Season 2) as THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST.
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Jack and his Giant Stalk
Exmouth Pavillion, The Esplanade, Exmouth, Devon, EX8 2AZ1st Feb 2025
Starring Adult Panto legends the #Liam Mellor as Buttons, the filthy & Fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as The two Ugly S!*@S. So be prepared to laugh your adult socks off with this hilarious take on Cinderella!
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The Wizard of Oz - Adult Panto
The Tivoli Theatre, 34 - 48 Guild Street, Aberdeen AB11 6NB1st Feb 2025
Starring MARINA SUMMERS (Drag Race UK vs The World Finalist and Drag Race Phillipines) as GLINDA, DIVINA DE CAMPO (Drag Race UK Season 1 and Adult Panto Favourite) as THE WIZARD and A?WHORA (Drag Race UK Season 2) as THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST
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The Wizard of Oz-Adult Panto
Whitehall Theatre, Bellfield Street, Dundee, DD1 5JA2nd Feb 2025
Starring MARINA SUMMERS (Drag Race UK vs The World Finalist and Drag Race Phillipines) as GLINDA, DIVINA DE CAMPO (Drag Race UK Season 1 and Adult Panto Favourite) as THE WIZARD and A?WHORA (Drag Race UK Season 2) as THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST
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Jack Off The Beanstalk
The Institute Braintree, 15 Bocking End, Braintree, Essex, CM7 9AE6th Feb 2025 to 9th Feb 2025
Full of everything you could wish from a traditional Panto, but gives a whole new meaning to ?it?s behind you?. Get ready for a Giant of an adult Panto, guaranteed to be one of the naughtiest & funniest nights you?ll have at the Theatre all year.
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The Wizard of Oz
Scarborough Spa, South Bay, Scarborough, YO11 2HD7th Feb 2025
Starring MARINA SUMMERS (Drag Race UK vs The World Finalist and Drag Race Phillipines) as GLINDA, DIVINA DE CAMPO (Drag Race UK Season 1 and Adult Panto Favourite) as THE WIZARD, A?WHORA (Drag Race UK Season 2) as THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST
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Sleeping Beauty - P*ssed up Panto
Mitchell Arts Centre, Broad Street, City Centre, Stoke-on-Trent, ST1 4HG7th Feb 2025 to 8th Feb 2025
Starring a whole host of experienced, professional pantomime performers, and one or two professional drinkers, alongside a dazzling ensemble cast, stunning scenery, great music and side-splitting comedy routines.
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The Wizard of Oz
The Montgomery, 27 Surrey Street, Sheffield S1 2LG9th Feb 2025
Starring MARINA SUMMERS (Drag Race UK vs The World Finalist and Drag Race Philippines) as GLINDA, DIVINA DE CAMPO (Drag Race UK Season 1 and Adult Panto Favourite) as the wizard and A?WHORA (Drag Race UK Season 2) as the wicked witch of the west.
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Sleeping Beauty: P*ssed Up Panto
Middlesbrough Theatre, The Avenue, Middlesbrough, Teeside14th Feb 2025
Full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?VERY naughty?!
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Sleeping Beauty: P*ssed Up Panto
The Pavilion Theatre, East Parade, Rhyl, Denbighshire, LL18 3AQ15th Feb 2025
Full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?VERY naughty?!
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Big Dick Whittington
Forum Theatre Billingham, Queensway, Billingham, Stockton on Tees.20th Feb 2025 to 22nd Feb 2025
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Idle Jack, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles as Fanny Fitztightly and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the evil Queen Rat.
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Sleeping with Beauty (One Little Prick)
The Roses Theatre, Sun Street, Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire, GL20 5NX22nd Feb 2025
A side-splitting, adults-only twist on the classic Sleeping Beauty where we follow Princess Awhorin and her friends as they ?sleep around? and fight against the devilishly horny Carabosse.
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The Wizard of Oz
The Barrington Theatre, The Barrington Centre, Penny's Walk, Ferndown, Dorset, BH22 9TH23rd Feb 2025
Starring KYRAN THRAX (Drag Race UK Season 6) as THE TIN QUEEN, MARINA SUMMERS (Drag Race UK vs The World Finalist and Drag Race Phillipines) as GLINDA, DIVINA DE CAMPO (Drag Race UK Season 1 and Adult Panto Favourite) as THE WIZARD.
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The Wizard of Oz ? Adult Panto
Regent Theatre, 3 St Helens Street, Ipswich25th Feb 2025
Starring MARINA SUMMERS (Drag Race UK vs The World Finalist and Drag Race Phillipines) as GLINDA, DIVINA DE CAMPO (Drag Race UK Season 1 and Adult Panto Favourite) as THE WIZARD, A?WHORA (Drag Race UK Season 2)
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The Wizard of Oz - Adult Panto
The Cresset, Rightwell, Bretton, Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, PE3 8DX26th Feb 2025
Starring MARINA SUMMERS (Drag Race UK vs The World Finalist and Drag Race Phillipines) as GLINDA, DIVINA DE CAMPO (Drag Race UK Season 1 and Adult Panto Favourite) as THE WIZARD and A?WHORA (Drag Race UK Season 2) as THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST.
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Big Dick Whittington
Spa Pavillion, Undercliff Road West, Felixstowe, Suffolk, Felixstowe, IP11 2DX28th Feb 2025
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites: the #cracking Liam Mellor as Idle Jack, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles as Fanny Fitztightly and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the evil Queen Rat.
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Dick Whittington - Adults Only!
Thameside Theatre, Orsett Road, Grays, Essex RM17 5DX1st Mar 2025
Dick is trying to seek fame and fortune in the city of London with his faithful feline friend Tommy.
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Adult Panto -The Wizard Of Oz
The Forum Theatre, The Precinct, Romiley, Stockport SK6 4EA2nd Mar 2025
Follow Adult Panto Tour 'over the rainbow' for an all new adventure to the merry old land of oz in THE WIZARD OF OZ. Starring MARINA SUMMERS (Drag Race UK vs The World Finalist and Drag Race Phillipines) as GLINDA,
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Big Dick Whittington
West Cliff Theatre, Tower Road, Clacton-on-Sea, Essex. CO15 1LE4th Apr 2025
The Prince is known for holding the biggest balls in all the land. He is hoping that all the gorgeous women in the Kingdom will come to see what he has to offer.
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Sleeping Beauty - P*ssed Up Panto
Assembly Hall Theatre, Crescent Road, Tunbridge Wells, Kent, TN1 2LU4th Apr 2025
This hilarious production is packed to the brim full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of wellknown songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s sure to be hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty
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Sleeping With Beauty Tickets
Exeter Corn Exchange, Market Street, Exeter, EX1 1BW10th Apr 2025
Fly with us to the most adventurous and hilarious of all pantomimes, with all the fun our shows are now famous for! The festive tale is told with merriment and melody- plus a big dollop of slapstick fun and silly sing-alongs!
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BIG Dick Whittington
Blackfriars Arts Centre, Spain Lane, Boston, PE21 6HP10th Apr 2025 to 12th Apr 2025
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Idle Jack, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles as Fanny Fitztightly and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the evil Queen Rat.
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Dick Whittington - Adults Only
Darlington Hippodrome, Parkgate, Darlington DL1 1RR13th Apr 2025
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Idle Jack, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles as Fanny Fitztightly and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the evil Queen Rat.
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P!ssed Up Panto - Sleeping Beauty
Medina Theatre, Fairlee Road, Newport, Isle of Wight PO30 2DX19th Apr 2025
Will Aladdin's cave of wonders open wide enough to see the jewels within? Just how many rubs does it take for the lamp to explode? Will anyone be able to come up with a funnier name for Widow Twankey?!
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Alice in Wonderland
Royal Hippodrome Theatre, 108-112 Seaside Road, Eastbourne, BN21 3PT19th Apr 2025
A great night to bring your friends and be naughty and do all the things at a panto that you normally couldn't do!
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Most Definitely Not Disney's Aladdin
The Dearne Playhouse, Washington Road, Goldthorpe, S63 9EF25th Apr 2025
Aladdin, his brother Widdles, and their mother Dame Wishee Wanky do their best to stop the evil plot and along the way Aladdin vows to win the hand of Princess Jasmine.
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Jack Off His Beanstalk
Hedge End Village Hall, St John's Road, Hedge End, Southampton, Hampshire, SO30 4AF25th Apr 2025 to 3rd May 2025
It's not just a pail of water making Jill wet. A new production from the people behind Booty Call The Beast. Fee Fi Fo Cum?ing soon.
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Most Definitely Not Disney's Aladdin!
Doncaster Little Theatre, 1 King Street, Doncaster, South Yorkshire, DN1 1JD2nd May 2025 to 3rd May 2025
Aladdin, his brother Widdles, and their mother Dame Wishee Wanky do their best to stop the evil plot and along the way Aladdin vows to win the hand of Princess Jasmine.
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Sleeping Beauty P*ssed Up Panto
Regal Theatre, Fore Street, Redruth, Cornwall, TR15 2AZ9th May 2025
Get ready for the uproarious return of the Ultimate Adult Panto, as Sleeping Beauty gets the riotous P*ssed Up Panto? treatment in 2025!
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Sleeping Beauty - P*ssed Up Panto
Grimsby Auditorium, Cromwell Road, Great Grimsby, NE Lincolnshire, Grimsby, DN31 2BH23rd May 2025
It's full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?VERY naughty?!
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Big Dick Whittington
The Crescent Theatre, 20 Sheepcote Street Brindleyplace Birmingham B16 8AE30th May 2025
Performance of our 2025 adult pantomime after this years production of Big Dick Whittington.
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BIG Dick Whittington
The Pavilion Theatre, East Parade, Rhyl, Denbighshire, LL18 3AQ31st May 2025
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Idle Jack, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles as Fanny Fitztightly and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the evil Queen Rat.
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Big Dick Whittington
Playhouse Whitley Bay, Marine Avenue, Whitley Bay, Tyne And Wear NE26 1LZ20th Jun 2025
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Idle Jack, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles as Fanny Fitztightly and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the evil Queen Rat.
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Big Dick Whittington
Whitby Pavilion, West Cliff, Whitby, North Yorkshire YO21 3EN21st Jun 2025
This adult-only panto is guaranteed to have you laughing in your seats as the characters face outrageous challenges and seductive encounters.
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Dick Whittington ? Adults Only!
The Tivoli Theatre, 34 - 48 Guild Street, Aberdeen AB11 6NB6th Jul 2025
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Idle Jack, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles as Fanny Fitztightly and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the evil
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Wizard of Oz Adult Panto
Exmouth Pavillion, The Esplanade, Exmouth, Devon, EX8 2AZ8th May 2026
Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the cracking Liam Mellor as Scarecrow, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton Iles as the Wicked B!tch of the West and for the first time Robert Squire moves to the good side as Glinda the Good.
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