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Adult Pantomimes

Grown-ups only!

Here are the pantomimes in the UK that are that bit naughtier - the ones you can't take the kids to!


Cinderella

West Cliff Theatre, Tower Road, Clacton-on-Sea, Essex. CO15 1LE
24th May 2024

The Prince is known for holding the biggest balls in all the land. He is hoping that all the gorgeous women in the Kingdom will come to see what he has to offer.

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Jack & The Beanstalk - P*ssed Up Panto

Dorking Halls, Reigate Road, Dorking, Surrey RH4 1SG
1st Jun 2024

Have you ever watched a pantomime and wondered what mischief the cast would get up to if there weren?t any children in the audience? What happens when the cast have had one-too-many?! Now?s your chance to find out?!

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Cinderella and The Two Ugly S!*@S

The Tivoli Theatre, 34 - 48 Guild Street, Aberdeen AB11 6NB
15th Jun 2024

The Prince's has the biggest balls in all the land and he is hoping that gorgeous women will come from all over the land to see what he's playing with.

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Cinderella and the Two Ugly S!*@S

The Princess Royal Theatre, Civic Centre, Port Talbot, SA13 1PJ
21st Jun 2024

The prince is known for holding the biggest balls in all the land and is hoping that all the gorgeous women in the Kingdom will come to see what he has to offer.

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Sinderella

The Princess Royal Theatre, Civic Centre, Port Talbot, SA13 1PJ
29th Nov 2024 to 6th Dec 2024

Sinderella is a must-see for those who enjoy their fairy tales with a twist. Leave your inhibitions at the door and prepare for an unforgettable, adults-only romp!

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Behind You

Norman Bragg Studio, Exchange Street, Aylesbury HP20 1UG
13th Dec 2024

The happy, glitzy family image of panto gives way to a far less wholesome world - the dark underbelly of showbiz - a world inhabited by people going nowhere and they know it.

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Sleeping Booty!

Campus West, The Campus, Welwyn Garden City, Hertfordshire AL8 6BX
19th Dec 2024 to 27th Dec 2024

Get ready for a royal awakening! The highly-acclaimed Campus West Blue Panto is bringing a whole lot of cheekiness to Welwyn Garden City!

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Sleeping With Beauty

Gwyn Hall Theatre , Orchard Street Neath SA11 1DU
9th Jan 2025 to 11th Jan 2025

Let us take you to a land far, far away ? to the Kingdom of Neath!

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Sleeping with Beauty

The Sinden Theatre, Homewood School, Ashford Road, Tenterden, Kent, TN30 6LT
9th Jan 2025 to 18th Jan 2025

With the help of her best friend Jizzles and her Fairy Glitterous, can she last the night without getting pricked? (Not that easy for some of us!)

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