Adult Pantomimes in London 2026 - 2027

Here are the best Adult pantomimes in London that are that bit naughtier - the ones you can't take the kids to!

From the biggest professional shows in the West End to ones in a theatre near you. Adult pantos are an all-year-round treat for the grown ups, so you won't have to wait for Christmas for a naughty laugh!

Lover's Actually

The Other Palace Studio, 12 Palace Street, London, SW1E 5JA
21st Nov 2025 to 4th Jan 2026

All I want for Christmas is? filthy fun, fabulous festivities, and enough naughty cheer to make Santa blush! This Christmas, we are serving up everything you could actually want ? and then some, with this cheeky musical parody of Love Actually!

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Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story

Charing Cross Theatre, The Arches, Villiers Street, London WC2N 6NL
21st Nov 2025 to 11th Jan 2026

Be our guest in the frostbitten Scottish village of Lickmanochers where inexperienced mummy?s boy Bertie becomes the prisoner of an aristocratic brute with lustrous body hair and a castle that's just begging for a makeover.

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Jack and the Beanstalk - Adult Panto

King's Head Theatre, 115 Upper Street, Islington, London, N1 1QN
26th Nov 2025 to 3rd Jan 2026

It's North London's most scandalous panto - a perfect excuse to hit the town with your work bestie and celebrate the holidays. Book your official tickets today!

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Sinderella Londons Naughtiest Adults Only Panto !!!!

Scala London, 275 Pentonville Road London
1st Dec 2025 to 1st Jan 2026

The team that brought you last years Snow White return for 2025. Join Sinderella , Prince Donkey Dick, The Two Ugly Slappers, Buttons for pantomime fun and frolics !!

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Sophie's Surprise Party

Underbelly Boulevard Soho, 6 Walker's Court, London, W1F 0BT
11th Dec 2025 to 10th Jan 2026

The ultimate feel-good Christmas night out in London - part circus spectacle, part comedy chaos, and bursting with unstoppable 90s nostalgia.

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Snow White - All Drag Panto

The Emerald Theatre, 8 Victoria Embankment, London WC2R 2AB
17th Dec 2025 to 4th Jan 2026

TuckShop returns to panto for their 5th anniversary with this adult, all-drag pantomime at the Emerald Theatre. Rude, crude and outrageously funny, this star-studded drag cast will have you laughing all the way through.

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Beauty and the Beast - Adult Panto

Broadway Theatre, Catford Road, London SE6 4RU
13th Feb 2026

It's a very naughty tale - as old as time - as we bring you the funniest, most fabulous and most fierce Beauty and the Beast yet! Adult panto starring Drag Race stars Paige Three, Icesis Couture, Cheryl and Elle Vosque.

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The Wizard of Oz - Adults Only

Beck Theatre, Grange Road, Hayes, UB3 2UE
27th Mar 2026

Starring The Adult Pantomime favourites, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles in the leading role.

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