Adult Pantomimes in London 2025 - 2026

Here are the best Adult pantomimes in London that are that bit naughtier - the ones you can't take the kids to!

From the biggest professional shows in the West End to ones in a theatre near you. Adult pantos are an all-year-round treat for the grown ups, so you won't have to wait for Christmas for a naughty laugh!

Wicked Witches - A Popular Panto for Adults!

Pleasance Theatre, Carpenters Mews, North Road, London, N7 9EF
18th Nov 2025 to 28th Dec 2025

Twenty years after that fateful trip over the rainbow, Dorothy is dragged back to the tinsel-strewn Borough of Oz-lington by a surprise snowstorm - and it?s a total hot mess.

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Lover's Actually

The Other Palace Studio, 12 Palace Street, London, SW1E 5JA
21st Nov 2025 to 4th Jan 2026

All I want for Christmas is? filthy fun, fabulous festivities, and enough naughty cheer to make Santa blush! This Christmas, we are serving up everything you could actually want ? and then some, with this cheeky musical parody of Love Actually!

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Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story

Charing Cross Theatre, The Arches, Villiers Street, London WC2N 6NL
21st Nov 2025 to 11th Jan 2026

Be our guest in the frostbitten Scottish village of Lickmanochers where inexperienced mummy?s boy Bertie becomes the prisoner of an aristocratic brute with lustrous body hair and a castle that's just begging for a makeover.

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Jack and the Beanstalk - Adult Panto

King's Head Theatre, 115 Upper Street, Islington, London, N1 1QN
26th Nov 2025 to 3rd Jan 2026

It's North London's most scandalous panto - a perfect excuse to hit the town with your work bestie and celebrate the holidays. Book your official tickets today!

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Sinderella Londons Naughtiest Adults Only Panto !!!!

Scala London, 275 Pentonville Road London
1st Dec 2025 to 1st Jan 2026

The team that brought you last years Snow White return for 2025. Join Sinderella , Prince Donkey Dick, The Two Ugly Slappers, Buttons for pantomime fun and frolics !!

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