Adult Pantomimes in London 2026 - 2027
Here are the best Adult pantomimes in London that are that bit naughtier - the ones you can't take the kids to!
From the biggest professional shows in the West End to ones in a theatre near you. Adult pantos are an all-year-round treat for the grown ups, so you won't have to wait for Christmas for a naughty laugh!
Frigid Jones's Diary: The Unauthorised Comedy Parody
The Other Palace Studio, 12 Palace Street, London, SW1E 5JA13th Nov 2026 to 3rd Jan 2027
One diary. One frigid thirty something. One outrageously unforgiving large pair of spanks. The world's most famous British love triangle is coming to The Other Palace this festive season.
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Cinderella: Buttons Undone!
Charing Cross Theatre, The Arches, Villiers Street, London WC2N 6NL21st Nov 2026 to 9th Jan 2027
Ivan Yassandvich, tennis champion, is back in town. Famed for his massive balls and now he's holding one in the resort of Lob-on-Sea. His massive balls is guaranteed to bring him a bride.
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The Little Mermaid After Dark 18+
OSO Arts Centre, Old Sorting Office, 49 Station Road, Barnes, London SW13 0LF10th Dec 2026 to 19th Dec 2026
Same panto. Dirtier jokes. A sellout every year, so make sure to book early. Strictly adults only.
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The Unspoken Adventures of Peter Pan - Adults Only!
Beck Theatre, Grange Road, Hayes, UB3 2UE1st Apr 2027
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the kids at home and fly off to this FUN and FILTHY panto for all you BIGGER boys and girls. HOOK your tickets NOW!
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Oh No It Isn't! Oh Yes It Is!
Family Shows 2026
Disney On Ice - Discover The Magic Back for Christmas 2026
Bluey's Big Play Live Tour 2026 See Australia's most popular Blue Heeler Puppy, live on stage!
CBeebies House Party LIVE! All your favourite CBeebies stars - live on stage!
Fireman Sam Live Tour 2026 - Lost Pirate Treasure Welsh Wonder Fireman Sam is back in a Brand Stage New Tour!
In the Night Garden Live Tour 2026 JoinIgglepiggle, Upsy Daisy, Makka Pakka and friends live on stage.
Ice Age Adventure Live An icy adventure that is sure to knock your snow boots off!.