Adult Pantomimes in the Midlands 2026 - 2027

Just for grown ups!

Here are all the adult pantomimes around the Midlands including Birmingham, Worcestershire, Nottinghamshire, Lincolnshire and Derbyshire.

P*ssed Up Panto - Cinderella

The Swan Theatre, The Moors, Worcester WR1 3ED
18th Sep 2026

It's full of innuendo, hilarious comedy routines, parodies of well-known songs and audience participation, creating a performance that?s hilarious, cheeky, saucy and sometimes just a little bit naughty?okay?VERY naughty?!

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P*ssed Up Panto? - Cinderella

Brierley Hill Civic, 7 Albion Street, Brierley Hill DY5 3EE
25th Sep 2026

Imagine what a pantomime cast might get up to if there were no children in the audience? then add a nail-biting audience vote to decide which unlucky cast member must complete a savage drinking challenge throughout the show.

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The Panto Mash Up - A Filthy Adult Panto

Essington Working Mens Club, High Hill, Essington, Wolverhampton WV11 2DW
5th Dec 2026

Welcome to the Kingdom of Arsehole, ruled by King Knobalot and his good lady Queen Fanny Flaps.

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Jack and The Beanstalk- Adult Performance

Telford International Centre, International Way, Telford, Shropshire TF3 4JH
27th Dec 2026

Giant Pantomime Adventure for Christmas 2026. Grown ups only.

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Tinderella - Adult Pantomime

The Swan Theatre, The Moors, Worcester WR1 3ED
15th Jan 2027

Get ready for the funniest, cheekiest, most wickedly fabulous ADULT PANTOMIME you?ve always wished to see. Release your inner child, and then leave them at home because this show is not for kids!

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The Adult Panto: Puss & Dick!

Brierley Hill Civic, 7 Albion Street, Brierley Hill DY5 3EE
27th Jan 2027

The fearless company of just 3 actors are here with a hilarious and extremely naughty take on the traditional tale of Dick Whittington, using a minimum of set, props, costume and actors!

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The Panto Mash Up - A Filthy Adult Panto

Springfield Social Club, 198 Dudley Road, Rowley Regis, B65 8PX
5th Feb 2027

Welcome to the Kingdom of Arsehole, ruled by King Knobalot and his good lady Queen Fanny Flaps

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Tinderella - Adults Only Panto

Gatehouse Theatre, Eastgate Street, Stafford, ST16 2LT
11th Feb 2027 to 12th Feb 2027

It's time to swipe right on ?Tinderella? ? the naughtiest adult panto to ever hit the stage! You?re invited to a night of raucous laughter, innuendos, outuendos and unexpected encounters that will have you begging for more!

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Tinderella

The Crescent Theatre, 20 Sheepcote Street Brindleyplace Birmingham B16 8AE
18th Feb 2027 to 19th Feb 2027

Get ready for the funniest, cheekiest, most wickedly fabulous ADULT PANTOMIME you've always wished to see. Release your inner child, and then leave them at home because this show is not for kids!

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Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs: P*ssed Up Panto

The Crescent Theatre, 20 Sheepcote Street Brindleyplace Birmingham B16 8AE
25th Feb 2027 to 26th Feb 2027

If you've ever wondered what a pantomime cast might get up to if there were no children in the audience? you?re already halfway there!

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The Panto Mash Up - A Filthy Adult Panto

Parkes Hall Social Club, Parkes Hall Road, Dudley, DY1 3SR
13th Mar 2027

When Blow Wight arrives fresh from the woods, dodging wicked spells and even ruder remarks, expect rhymes with double-meanings, old-style cheek, and jokes far too spicy for the kids.

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The Unspoken Adventures of Peter Pan - Adults Only

The Crescent Theatre, 20 Sheepcote Street Brindleyplace Birmingham B16 8AE
30th May 2027

Join Peter Pan in Naughty-land as he battles Captain Hook and the scandalous crew of the Jolly Todger in a world where no one grows up. Expect outrageous laughs, filthy fun, and shameless innuendo as this classic is given the full Adult Panto treatment.

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